This anxious poison looming...

Presenting: The Jane Doe Cabaret!

What you see, a collective of broken pages and and endless sea of empty backgrounds, is one angsty teenager's personal haven to complain about everything she dislikes, and yell into the void about everything she loves. This website shall put anyone who views it under a trance, where for the entire duration they have this tab open on their computer (not on their phone, on account of this website probably not being that functional on mobile, who knows, Cathryn never bothered to check...), they will incidentally forget how janky and awful this website truly is, due to Cathryn's innate ineptitude at coding.